The only time she knows is when she is asleep.

• Girl: Babe I dont think I can sleep.
• Boy: Why baby?
• Girl: I don't know. I need your boring voice to put me to sleep. Wanna tell me a story? Hehehe.
• Boy: Hahah, you're lucky that you're cute. How about I read you Dear John.
• Girl: Sounds perfect.
• - Boy reads Dear John-
• - 15 minutes later-
• Girl: *snores*
• Boy: Babe?
• Girl: *snores*
• Boy: Hahah, you always knock out within 15 minutes. Your snores are cute. Babe, I really love you. I really do. Sometimes I might show that I dont give a fuck. But I do. I never want to lose you. I know it's cheesy, but this is how I feel. This is REAL. I know I'm not the best thing out there, but I'm trying to be one of your best ever. Thank you babe, thank you for choosing a messed up guy like me to be your boyfriend. Thank you for being mine. I honestly can't see myself with anyone else but you babe. I know I say I love you too many times, but each time I say it, my feeling grows more & more for you. Thanks for listening babe. I'll still be on the phone if you need anything. Goodnight babe & sweet dreams. I won't let the bed bugs bite you.